AISubs v3.7
Yagokukuru Nattesa, Yumemaru, Mushi Megane and Kaname!
You all know about Zero Yen Calpis, right?
It's like a Calpis flavored drink that you can make for zero yen even if you don't order it at the drink bar corner.
But it's not enough!
It's not something that all YouTubers can do.
Let's actually drink it this time.
It's not good, is it?
It's not good at all.
Damn it! It can't be helped.
It's annoying, but it can't be helped. If it's so good, it can't be helped, can't it?
Calpis...
Seriously?
Calpis...
You're kidding, right?
It's not Calpis.
It's amazing, isn't it?
So, Zero Yen Calpis was said to be delicious.
Bye bye!
Actually, it's not good.
I'm saying it for zero yen, but in the end, it's a theft when you're using it.
It's something you can't get unless you order it at the drink bar.
This time, we made it with only things that anyone can use.
That's what we're doing now.
Do you know this coffee milk?
This isn't milk.
It's made by soaking oil in emulsifiers or ice water, adding sugar and making a sauce.
This is very similar to something.
Yes, it's like ice cream.
If you freeze this in ice water, you can't make something close to ice cream.
That's a lot of food.
If you say it's 10 yen Calpis, it'll be a nuisance.
If you say it's a nuisance to bananas, it'll be the end of it.
Wait, you said you'd freeze it.
Do you freeze it in a store?
You know, you put ice in it.
If you put a glass of wine in it, it'll freeze.
You're too yanky.
The one that's frozen is this one.
It's a steal, but it's not frozen yet.
What?
[It's not frozen yet.]
The inside of the cigarette is fallen leaves.
If you smoke it, it's the same thing, isn't it?
Zero-yen cigarette.
If you smoke it like a cigarette leaf...
It's a young leaf.
It's a fallen leaf.
And the paper that wraps the cigarette also has to be zero yen.
It's a paper napkin, like a firewood cigarette.
I don't know.
Are you used to it?
Is it done?
It's done.
It's a zero-yen cigarette.
Do you want a smoke break?
Sure.
I can't believe I can't smoke in the video.
It's burning!
How many degrees is it? 40 degrees?
Anyway, that's all for today.
I'm going to invent something.
I'm going to save homeless people.
Marugami Seimen is a udon restaurant.
You can get tempura cutlet for free.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And there's another one.
At a supermarket, next to a croquette restaurant,
you can get this sauce.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you go to McDonald's.
You can get ketchup for free.
You're so clever.
For homeless people, this is like meat.
If you put this meat in the sauce,
it's like a cutlet.
What's this?
Birambu chicken.
It sounds weird.
Let me try it.
Oh, yeah, it sounds good.
Huh?
It's worth eating.
It's like noodles.
No, it's not.
It's good.
Cutlet.
Thank you for it.
It's good, isn't it?
I saved you.
No, it's good.
Really?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's good, isn't it?
Huh?
It's good, isn't it?
It's good.
You should try it.
Okay, it's my turn.
So far, we've been eating and drinking.
But this time, we're going to do it for free.
We're going to use a walking stick and a pair of scissors.
We're going to make a cigarette out of it.
It's like a cigarette.
It's like when you go to a witch and she gives you a cigarette.
Yeah, it's like that.
You can put it on your feet or your arms.
It's like that.
Okay, a drink bag and ice.
You can eat ice, right?
Chew it.
You're crazy.
I'm done.
No, you're not.
I'm going to prepare something that's been bitten by ice.
I'm going to pour hot water in here.
It's hot.
It's dangerous.
If you touch it like this, you'll get burned.
I don't want to get burned.
The thrill of falling into hot water is fun.
After that, we're going to use the hair tie that we worked on.
It's hard.
That legendary Ueshima Ryuhei.
Don't push me. Don't push me.
You can do it for 0 yen.
Don't push me. Don't push me. It's complete.
Huh?
It's fun, isn't it?
Let's put love in it and have the banana do it.
It's a great way of falling without thinking about it.
Let's do it.
It's hot. It's hot. It's hot.
Please don't push me. Please don't push me.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It's hot. It's hot. It's hot.
Can you help me?
Ouch!
It's hot, isn't it?
It's a lot of fun.
How about trying something else?
But honestly, it's not that good.
It's 0 yen. It's not good.
It's good to order it properly.
I'll try it.
Don't push me.
I'll order it.
How is it?
It's okay.
It's just 0 yen here.
Please don't push me.
Don't push me.
Don't push me!
How is it?
Ouch! Ouch! It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot!
Don't push me!
It's not ice! It's not ice!
It's not ice!
Isn't it too small?
It was a video about how to drink Calpis for money.
By the way, Bananan, did you have fun today?
Yes, it was fun.
From now on, not only videos...
Yes.
But also events and such.
Yes!
But in order for that to happen, you have to belong to an agency.
That's right.
Do you want to belong to an agency?
I do!
For those of you who do...
Yes!
For those of you who don't...
Please drink this!
Try this.
What is this?
It's annoying.
It's tasteless.
What is it?
It's good.
It's vanilla.
It's vanilla of "orei orei".